There are two people. Harry and Carey.
HARRY: Hey, Carey, I got a joke for you!
CAREY: OK Harry!
HARRY: Alright, Knock knock!
CAREY: Come in!
HARRY: No, your supposed to say “who’s there”
CAREY: Why? I already know it’s you!
_THE NEXT DAY-
CAREY: Hey, Harry, why don’t you tell me one of your Ding-Dong jokes!
HARRY: ‘knock knock’
CAREY: Come in!
HARRY: oh my goodness…
And the word of the day-right now is,
Skabberdazzled!
is that even a real word?
Tune in next time when the word will be the scientific name of a PLATYPUS!
OK, I haven’t written in a while. no, like in a very long time…
We’re going to do some words of right now’s, some news posts, possibly some jokes, and something very random…
Tune in!
the word of the day is right now is:
Point break
technically that was two words…
oh well.
And the word of the day is right now is:
Hobgoblin
Pronunciation: (Hob-gob-lin)
Hey, remember the last joke of the week, that was before I decided to do jokes of ‘right now’?
Here’s the answer!
A: Why did the alligator cross the road?
Q: To go after the chicken!
Ha! Ha!
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Don’t be shy now!
OK, get ready. this is a long one.
‘Antidisenstablishmentearsmist’
-30 letters!
I am testing out this ‘right now’ concept, starting with a joke. ( if I can think of one, that is)
Oh, here’s one that shows how smart rednecks actually are.
One morning, a redneck named Billy Joe called the cops. ” Hello!” said Billy, ” Officers! My neighbor Virgil is hiding Marijuana in his fire wood!” So the next morning, the cops came to Virgil’s house. They went back to his shed and started to chop all of his fire wood. Unfortunately, they found no marijuana. So they just scowled at Virgil and left. A few minutes later, Virgil’s phone rang… it was Billy. “Hello?” said Virgil. ” Hey Virg. Did the cops come?” asked Billy. ” Yup”
“did they chop all of your fire wood?”
“yup.”
“Happy Birthday, bud.”
You know what. I’ve decided not to do ‘Joke of the Week’ anymore.
Why you ask? Well, it’s because I can’t remember to do them. That’s why I missed last week’s. I told myself, ” Go do it” but I just never got to it.
Never fear though, I will still do jokes, just not once every week. I’ll do a Joke of ‘whenever I feel like it’ or maybe, a Joke of ‘right now’.
I’ve also decided to do a word of the day. OK, if I couldn’t remember to do a joke every week, I’m so not going to be able to do a word every single day. So, technically I will be doing a word of ‘whenever I feel like it’ or word of ‘right now’.